Banned from zoo.
Again?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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