we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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