seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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