Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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