i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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