i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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