I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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