More tranny stories later!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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