every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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