I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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