So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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