Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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