He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
