fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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