I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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