Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I looked at my own cervix.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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