You really coming over, don't trick.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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