I hate all girls vehemently.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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