you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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