She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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