highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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