oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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