I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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