Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I love you.
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