Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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