I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I think i got beer on your cat.
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