They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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