I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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