he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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