i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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