That's intense
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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