he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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