He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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