dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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