i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Shame - the story of my life.
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