Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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