I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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