im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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