Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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