his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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