Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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