So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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