just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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