so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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