Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i drank out of a bidet.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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