Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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