She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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