At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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