Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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