We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
not ubering you a puppy
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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