i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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