i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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