I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
vagina is talking i cant
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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