So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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