What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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