I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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