no you cant smoke seaweed
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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